Thursday, January 8, 2009

Moaning at the Bone

Yes, I know how that sounds. And you're the one with the dirty mind.

I randomly put on 107.7, "The Bone", this morning. Following is a paraphrase of what I heard:

HAPLESS DUDE: Guys, you gotta help me.
STUPID DJS: Guffaw, snort.
DUDE: I've been, like, flirting with my girlfriend's girlfriend, and we were at a party, and we were pretty drunk, and we stepped out for a cigarette ...
DJS: B-o-o-z.
DUDE: When my girlfriend came out looking for us, her friend was on her knees.
DJS: Whoa! Yeah! Kick-ass!
DUDE: Guys, you don't understand. I love Angela. I gotta get her back.

Yep. Good luck with that.

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