Thursday, March 5, 2009

I'm not stoned enough to get this rejection

Received it today. Uh, WTF? Magazine's name is eliminated because sometimes the guilty like it that way.


Thank you for submitting to XXX. We appreciate your continued support and patronage. Unfortunately we were unable to find a place for your work in this issue. Sometimes this happens. Monkeys press switches and little babies freak out & cry, “pick me!” “pick me!” but it’s all monkeys here so don’t despair. More opportunities skitter towards you with XXX hypodermics, ice water, and The World’s record for rapid eye movement.

Much love,

The editorial staff

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