Email today

ME: "I apologize to Elin. I apologize to my kids. I apologize to all of you I hurt because I have forced the funding of new VD medication. I apologize to Allison because I should."

ADAM: He is way less cool than you!

ME: And I am WAAAAAAY more faithful than his sorry ass.

ADAM: I have a feeling his ass was faithful. It was the rest of him that was the problem.