Monday, November 15, 2010

Things I think

"LOL" should be banned from the internet, and from the English language. So should "hehe." In fact, Internet-speak should be banned. Gone.

Parents who let their children scream in restaurants deserve to have their heads dunked in the toilet. Dirty water if it's the kind of restaurant where each plate is $30 or more, and where I'll feel uncomfortable wearing jeans.

You should always be able to wear jeans.

Cell phones are evil. I have one, so I know.

I'm always right.

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