The other night Warren called me The Incredible Shrinking Woman. Sean told me that he wouldn't recognize me on the street if he hadn't seen me recently. Rob used the words "thin" and "hot". I was quite pleased.
"LOL" should be banned from the internet, and from the English language. So should "hehe." In fact, Internet-speak should be banned. Gone.
Parents who let their children scream in restaurants deserve to have their heads dunked in the toilet. Dirty water if it's the kind of restaurant where each plate is $30 or more, and where I'll feel uncomfortable wearing jeans.
I'm a writer and performer in Berkeley, Calif. I'm married to a big Jew nose and together we have a fantastic little boy, two gorgeous dogs and the afterlife of a beautiful cat. I am represented by Miriam Altshuler of Miriam Altshuler Literary Agency. Life is good!