Overeaters Anonymous: Step One

We admitted we were powerless over food -- that our lives had become unmanageable.

I went to an OA meeting today. It was pretty good. They didn't have Brownie Bites, though they did at the NA meeting downstairs. Is that fair, I ask you? We don't get to smoke pot. Why do they have food? And the meeting was on the second floor. They make the fat people climb?

I'm going back.