I'm pretty liberal with the Defriend and Unfollow buttons. Basically, if I think you're an asshole and you're not interesting enough to keep around despite that fact, you're out of there. It's not as though I don't have enough friends to go around, chump.
I'm a writer and performer in Berkeley, Calif. I'm married to a big Jew nose and together we have a fantastic little boy, two gorgeous dogs and the afterlife of a beautiful cat. I am represented by Miriam Altshuler of Miriam Altshuler Literary Agency. Life is good!