Adam to me

"He sounds like you: 'It makes me want to barf.' Except you're more lyrical. You're like, 'I want to barf all over something.'"

Looking different

The other night Warren called me The Incredible Shrinking Woman. Sean told me that he wouldn't recognize me on the street if he hadn't seen me recently. Rob used the words "thin" and "hot". I was quite pleased.

Today

With Mr. Jack.

Things I think

"LOL" should be banned from the internet, and from the English language. So should "hehe." In fact, Internet-speak should be banned. Gone.

Parents who let their children scream in restaurants deserve to have their heads dunked in the toilet. Dirty water if it's the kind of restaurant where each plate is $30 or more, and where I'll feel uncomfortable wearing jeans.

You should always be able to wear jeans.

Cell phones are evil. I have one, so I know.

I'm always right.

This morning

ME: I hate when people my age say they're old. They're in their fucking thirties, they're not old.

ADAM: Are they parents?

ME: Yeah.

ADAM: They're old.

My $186 cut (and highlights)

I like it!

Fuck 2010

I'm already done with this year and it's only November. This is a year that had me in the hospital on my birthday, that watched me cry over my cat as he grew old and finally passed away.

I will say that I am very grateful that everyone I love is well and healthy, and that my marriage kicks so much ass. Bring on 2011. It starts now.

Tonight

ME: Statement redacted.
ADAM: Do they give you sheep to fuck?