Monday, July 30, 2007

Carole Migden, were you on Solano Avenue?

Because I could've sworn I saw your handiwork.

There was a car with a smashed-in windshield and -- of all things -- a little white fluffy dog inside, just fine and hopping around.

"It's a straw hat," Adam said, using our code word for it's-got-to-be-an-old-hippie.

Turns out it was. Turns out this woman claims the sun was in her eyes, and that's why she mowed down two pedestrians. One hit her windshield, and the other flew with such force that he went right over her goddamned car.

The sun was in her eyes.

THE SUN WAS IN HER EYES?

That's why two people who were IN THE CROSSWALK were injured and possibly killed? BECAUSE THE SUN WAS IN HER EYES?

Maybe she has leukemia -- like you, Carole Migden? Maybe she has a million different excuses for driving like a stupid fuckweed, and maybe she's going to whip them all out.

Just like you, Carole Migden?

Oh, and Carole? I understand your staff is calling to harass people who criticize you on the internet. So here it is, Carole: (510) 654-6512. I can't wait to hear from you and yours.

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