Beautiful

Because, you know, in between angsting over the stupidest of shit, the room mom does occasionally post photos of her unearthly-gorgeous child at his school holiday party. Also, that the room mom sends missives such as these:

Hi guys!

I know you want to buy [the New House Day School staff] all a couple of Teslas each. Lord knows I do. But my Tesla taste is outstripped by my Charlie Brown budget. So here's my suggestion: we all go in on something for each of these fantastic people. Maybe something really sweet that they can split up, or ...? I'm open to suggestions, budget, and monetary donations to my personal Patron fund.

-A.