HIM: You shall be forever balancing parenthood and the rest of life. And chafing against the tensions thereof.
ME: Thank God. I'm serious. And I speak as someone who gets driven nuts by a 10-year-old on the regular.
HIM: Thank Her for what? (That was just to look woke.)
ME: I've realized I will chafe against life's tensions whether they exist or not ... I seem to be that kind of person. Might as well have a little mini-me.
HIM: WAIT TIL TEEN. Yeah, that's a great attitude you have. Truly. Despite my hoo haa.
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