Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Confidential to the guy working at Peets near Trader Joe's in SOMA

You are a coffee jockey. You say shit like: "Even though this coffee is lukewarm, it can't dampen the brilliant flavors from Costa Rica. This is our holiday blend."

Clearly you are not a music expert, or you'd be jamming with Steven Tyler and doing coke with Travis Barker. Or vice versa. In any event, do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

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