I am such a wacky, crazy bitch. Mercurial, conflictual, and yet crazy vulnerable. I piss people off all the time -- sometimes I enjoy that and sometimes it really fucking sucks. My personality can sometimes be out of control, this wayward golden retriever that means well, but just can't behave. (I stole that from Princess Press-On, which I'm transcribing right now for Friday's performance.)

Adam loves and accepts me. Holy cow!