I went to see David Roche read tonight at Cody's. Why, Dimi, why you do this to me? I'm talking here about the audience. Berkeley audiences at readings are retarded. Total sycophants. Faux smiles throughout. I found it insulting, frankly. As Roche talked about his disfigurement, they just kept kissing his ass. Could this really be the point to why he was up there?