There is this absolutely disgusting woman sitting on a couch at 33 Revolutions. The couch is unfortunately close to where I am.

This woman is disgusting in her personal conduct, which influences how I view her personal appearance. Suffice to say she's spilling all over, in voice and in body, and if I can control myself enough not to spill my iced tea on her (green with mint, thank you), she and I will both be lucky.