Let's not dwell on how I spent my 36th birthday at Alta Bates Summit Medical Center under treatment for a rotten kidney infection. Let's instead observe this modern phenomenon with that handy tool, bullet points:
- Giada Di Laurentiis cooks with her cleavage. She spents more time sucking her fingers and saying, "Mm! That is sooo good!" than actually stirring.
- Paula Dean probably sounds like a Rhodes scholar when you wake her in the middle of the night. The Neelys too.
- Anthony Bourdain was right: Emeril is an ewok, and an annoying one at that.
- Shamefully, I do like Rachel Ray.
They're releasing me tomorrow. Life without an IV sounds more than swell.
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I have to confess that I watch Guy Fietti for horrible, horrible reasons. For some reason, I kind of hate him. I keep thinking about what it would be like to have gone to high school with him. So watching him commit suicide with french-fry sandwiches and Reuben pizzas gives me an odd sense of satisfaction. Kind of like watching Jackass -- "Yes, that's right, that's exactly what you deserve."
I hear his restaurants kind of suck ass.
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