Friday, July 22, 2022

Random writing tips

1) Readers love to be fucked with. Surprise them. Delight them. Break their hearts. They'll thank you for it.

2) Don't bother kicking the editor out of the room. Make friends with the bitch and maybe she'll shut up.

3) Muses are good. Mine come in the form of black Lab mixes and chocolate (not combined). Your mileage may vary.

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