Fear ECO BRAT!

I have seen others on my block react as ECO BRAT drives by. A few pretend not to notice, but all of us secretly wonder what we might be doing wrong. Did he see me walking out to the garbage with some evil dish soap that isn't called Happy Planet or Green Clean? Is he aware I just chucked some perfectly good lettuce-washing water down the drain? Can he tell I don't use Tom's of Maine? I believe he can.

David Curran rules!