From Craigslist:
Looking for blogger/PR/marketing guru all in one for a popular new etail site. We aren't cool, so we need to find people that are. You to drive traffic to our site by reviewing the latest gadgets and trumpeting for your favorite social cause, all while wearing fuzzy slippers in the comfort of your own home. We offer low pay, no job security, while expecting you to move mountains on a PR budget that won't buy a value meal in most cities. However, you get cool free stuff (solar powered fan cap anyone?) and paid to write, which you do anyway. This is a temp positon, but can lead to full time work in the near futue. If this still sounds good, drop us a line w/ resume'.
Yeah, you can stuff your nifty free stuff. I am too cool for you, you pricks.
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Etail? Is that some kind of porn site? Maybe some of the free shit is disgusting. There's always hope.
It can't possibly be disgusting enough for me to write for these douchebags, that's for damn sure.
You know who I write for when I write stuff for 'exposure'?
Me.
Damn Skippy! I expose myself for myself. Uh, maybe that came out a little odd ...
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