I tried Zumba cardio this afternoon. I didn't like it and it didn't like me.
We'll call the instructor Paolo Coelho. I immediately reacted against Paolo Coelho's jocular light-heartedness. Fuck you, Paolo Coelho, I thought, watching him wiggle, snap and clap across the lawn. Your greatest means of exercise appears to be kissing your own ass. Not that I'm knocking ass-kissing as a valid means of burning calories.
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