Some douche in my neighborhood is driving around a Saturn SUV that has a "Treehugger" bumper sticker on the back. Fuckin TREEHUGGER!

The other day Adam and I came home and I saw it. It has New York license plates. Maybe in White Plains, a Saturn passes for environmentalism. Anyway, I grabbed my camera and started snapping away at the evidence. Not more than a minute after I walked away, Treehugger's driver walked around the corner, smoking a cigarette (I'm sure it was herbal, though). Almost caught!