From The Project

Adam's been going through it and tonight got to this part. He says it's funny. I like it too, but you be the judge.


“I’m not feeling this place,” the girl inside me says. She gestures to the sea of blue cubicles, tall enough to block my vision even when I’m standing. “Ever get the feeling you’re trapped in Cookie Monster’s asshole?”

“No,” I say. “Now shut up.”