ME: God just emailed me and told me I'm pregnant with twins.
ADAM: Did God also email you the directions to Planned Parenthood?
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About Me
- Allison Landa
- Berkeley, California, United States
- I'm a Berkeleyite who wrote a book. It's called BEARDED LADY. I'd be stoked if you read it.
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- I'm back in the book group
- I've been telling Adam that I'm over everything I'...
- "Older cars L.A. teens like"
- I Chop Some Parsley While Listening to Art Blakey'...
- Today
- Writing samples versus free labor
- "You don't always have to cop to everything."
- I'm really excited about Tracy coming in today. We...
- From "Otis Street"
- An observation
- "The bloodwork looks lovely"
- I haven't laughed like this since I was 12
- If this is a friend, I'll take lasagna
- Just back from the vet. $355 worth of work -- bloo...
- I have to take Oliver for an unexpected vet appoin...
- Otis Street
- Adam, while sitting on the porch
- But he liked the drum circle
- "I opened it up to put something in and it barked ...
- 36 Hours in Toulouse
- Last thoughts for the night
- Magnolia and Trax
- Tell me why the road turns ...
- Barcelona, New Year's 2006
- You get what you want by standing up and asking fo...
- Over some chicken curry
- When I'm ready to buy a new car -- and I'm fairly ...
- Not entirely appropriate
- Truth and Beauty
- Monday Night Marsh -- again!
- The funny things you see on foot
- Something to remember
- Oh, what a night!
- Today's writing
- John Hinkel Park, Berkeley
- Last night we did what we typically do with Dave: ...
- Saturday Afternoon Pastoral
- I really don't understand the terror around same-s...
- Samuel L. Jackson does Joe Dolce
- Another great Adam line
- Adam on intellectual gatherings
- Last Green Gulch photos
- Why yes, more Green Gulch
- Green Gulch, again!
- Green Gulch
- Green Gulch Zen Center
- Our garden grows
- Made Fabulous 2002
- Near Dolores Park
- I'm in Word Riot!
- Random notes on this overcast day
- Who's that guy?
- Typical discourse between my brother and I
- From what I'm writing
- Writing at the Wheelwright Center
- What Adam got today
- "And finally, deep bows to the fire"
- Green Gulch
- Derek Powazek: "How to Write A Story (for Geeks)"
- Traveling again!
- San Francisco protects underage Honduran crack dea...
- Today's visit from David Lynch
- There's something about an incredible song, a powe...
- From my second-grade journal
- Today I found myself talking to Adam about power s...
- Ebert on Showgirls
- Hot child(ren) in the city
- Train, Prague to Pardubice, February 2008
- Just finished reading Augusten Burroughs' A Wolf A...
- "My name is Pussy Galore"
- Jesus Gets an Office Job
- Maybe the email bounced?
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