Lunch Poem No. 11

If Hitler sung karaoke

what would he warble?

Would Mussolini prefer

mint toothpaste

or that crap they sell

at Trader Joe's?

Would he like

the taste

of fennel

in the morning?

Is Mugabe a leg man?

Did Idi Amin prefer blondes?

Come on.

Tell me
you haven't wondered

the same thing.